Tories back with 28 seat majority

As predicted the Conservatives have been re-elected with a substantially increased majority.

The (almost) final results are:

Conservatives: 119

Labour:               74

Lib Dems:           17

Analysts say the continued failure of the two socialist parties is no surprise. This is one of the world's most dynamic countries, which now boasts the sixth biggest economy in the world, and where income per head is second only to the US. Here we have an electorate that really understands the importance of freedom and enterprise.

Commenting on the result, the Conservative leader said: 'This is a vote for liberation from big government. The people of the South East have spoken, and they demand independence now. They are no longer prepared to slog their guts out paying taxes to support a bunch of communist wasters up North. It's time for action!'

Yes!

Draw that giant arc from the Wash to the Solent. 21 million of us. 35 per cent of the UK population peddling away to produce 42 per cent the output.

We have just re-elected a Tory government. But instead of getting stuck into the business of rolling back the state, we're actually stuck into another five years of socialism imposed on us by the rest of the country.

We're bullied and robbed blind to prop up a fantasy workers' paradise up North.

What do we get out of the deal exactly?

It is time for action.

Comments

[OddJob]

Ah yes, but you still get all the sunshine while we northeners freeze.
Still give us another 5 years and we will get the warm weather moved northward.

[EU Serf]

Without the drip feed from the South, the North would soon rediscover the benefit of enterprise

[Oddjob]

Thats an interesting statement, but I would appriciate it if you would explain it as it could apply to any number of things

[david]

go labour!

go europe!

tories.......hahahahahahahaha